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Speak Demotivational Poster

PATRIOTIC IMPLANT - Now Terrorists can talk directly to God! Side effects are temporary; some bleeding or swelling may occur at the implant site.

TAGS: see any servicemember for expert implantation today to speak with allah
Rating: 4.19/5

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jibarocampesino - July 30, 2010, 11:31 am
WORDS: now served in shiny coating
gil - December 2, 2009, 1:09 am
LOL after 6 beers I think it still computes to a 5
WTFO - December 2, 2009, 1:04 am
Dammit, Gil. You made me do math.
gil - December 2, 2009, 12:52 am
.5 per implant from me
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Don't be selfish, sign up your whole circle friends!! 5 silent whispers


TAGS: be careful the words you speak hurtful things cannot be unsaid
Rating: 4.79/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm
solid rerun


TAGS: man speaks and is wrong
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:19 am
No. men are not wrong they are never wrong it is women who are wrong when they say men do things wrong
JoannaBanana78 - March 23, 2012, 1:49 pm
The answer is YES
lgvernon - March 23, 2012, 11:04 am

Ragnar - March 23, 2012, 2:10 am
I'm gonna be seeing this one on my facebook wall real soon.....



TAGS: australia language calendar country speak
Rating: 4.54/5

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mariand - November 17, 2011, 7:31 am
LOL...compensate with those who know your language and don't come to your country...

TEARS - Words too painful for a broken heart to speak.

TAGS: speak tears heart
Rating: 4.47/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:23 pm
Even lesbian relationships fail...

THE 5TH AMENDMENT - The squeaky wheel does NOT get oil. It gets thrown into the garbage, right after it's replaced by a quiet wheel.


TAGS: nancy pelosi socialist speaker california
Rating: 3.35/5

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Sean - August 22, 2009, 9:29 pm
Fear. It pumps through you veins don't it?

CLICHE BINGO - A suggested pastime For the next time Your company books a motivational speaker

TAGS: psychobabble motivational speaking business jargon
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 12:23 pm
Motivational speakers make me depressed! It's just so insulting that someone thought I would need one!
TheSanityInspector - March 26, 2013, 10:22 pm
Why is the image greyed out, with View Image On Motifake superimposed on it?
rerun - March 26, 2013, 8:21 pm

I could have used this last week.


TAGS: here no evil speak no evil see no evil but why
Rating: 4.67/5

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Cubbybear - May 30, 2010, 1:19 am
@MWLF...You're alive! God I missed you
spacedog - May 30, 2010, 1:11 am
Agreed. Well done Face, 5L.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - May 29, 2010, 11:19 pm
Excellent poster and sentiment. In fact, it's suspiciously...motivational. (shifts eyes back and forth rapidly, squints)
Derek - May 26, 2010, 7:32 am
ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 8:11 pm
Truth. Well done Face. 5L


TAGS: ships that pass in the night and speak in passing only a signal shown and a distant voice in the darkness so on the ocean of life we pass and speak only a look and a voice then darkness again and a silence
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:43 am
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:50 am
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 7:40 pm
Rerun, you've outdone yourself.


TAGS: grandpa wasnt allowed to speak norwegian as a kid
Rating: 4.35/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 11, 2013, 3:43 am
Spanish should lean English because it's language of the US and the world. Also I'm pretty d*mn the Mayans and Aztecs didn't speak Spanish. So learn English and just accept that you're in the d*mn US.
DavidEMartin - March 5, 2010, 9:45 am
Brilliant and to the point!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - March 4, 2010, 12:21 am
Awesome! 5 lions
lesterinside - March 3, 2010, 8:51 am
5 Logical Point you made
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 6:44 pm
O Wa Ta Goose I AM
Me_ - March 1, 2010, 1:44 pm
The first people in the Americas were the American aboriginals. They were decimated the people who would become the American Indians. The last of this race died out recently.
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 7:51 am
Ya know Haar, they can only enforce that on Casino property...5 betting Poodles
Bartimaeus - February 28, 2010, 9:50 pm
I think all immigrants should learn English. That includes Canadians, eh? 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 28, 2010, 4:19 pm
Why do you have to make us feel bad about ourselves all the time? I mean, you're right but WTF? 5.


TAGS: artist speak thru art mariand
Rating: 4.21/5

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5150monkeylove - August 19, 2011, 5:54 pm
It is a good poster, more suited as a twist. I swear it covers exactly what we are talking about now.
5150monkeylove - August 19, 2011, 5:52 pm
I always bank on the hater votes. Very few posters go their lives without someone tossing a low score in there. I make posters for me. I share them because I believe some people will enjoy them. I realize not everyone will get the joke, or like it.
rerun - August 19, 2011, 5:23 pm

I happen to like this one. Just remember, there is always some hater that is going to bomb you because you do well where they fail. By commenting about it it just vindicates them & the low vote. Don't sweat the small stuff, and it is all small stuff.
mariand - August 19, 2011, 2:05 am
I asure you my skin is thick but that doesn't mean I have to shut up when I think something isn't fair, because I respect other people work, even if they are noobs or moderators.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 18, 2011, 6:51 pm
I am so sick of that attitude...Just because 15 people who like you give you 5's doesn't make it wrong for someone to give you less. personally, it's a 3 at best. You noobs need to get thicker skin, you don't know how good you've got it.
mariand - August 18, 2011, 3:03 am
The one who's voting 1L, after 15 votes of 5L, is a big ZERO... even if nothing it's never big... until will say who is... After that, he will be a dead ZERO.

Any Which Way You Can -

TAGS: monkey speak hear see evil
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - March 31, 2014, 1:51 am
Thank you. :)
MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:29 pm
I kinda take that all personal like...5teehees

Shhhh... -

TAGS: parrot watermelon crazy speaks bird
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - February 20, 2014, 11:38 pm
Jabbermule, you woke the sleeping melon! (grab an avatar. Yer rollin’)
spacedog - February 20, 2014, 9:48 pm
Greeny - February 20, 2014, 8:07 pm

Life -

TAGS: life see hear speak monkeys electronic facebook internet
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 16, 2015, 3:29 pm
Working with my spam ridden computer feels like a nightmare you're never going to wake up from! Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:26 am
Life just got real? When? Oh NO!!!!! I thought it was just a nightmare and I was gonna wake up! Oh. WHEW!! Computer successfully rebooted! I'm safe! LOL! 5L!


TAGS: peace create speak live feel
Rating: 2.69/5

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Mistyblu - March 5, 2012, 1:09 pm
posted to motitwist...
maoworks2 - March 2, 2012, 7:48 am
Bull Crap !
Reality Lord - March 2, 2012, 7:38 am

post this to motitwist
Zetmonk - March 2, 2012, 5:42 am
5L for Iceman.
ICEMAN - March 1, 2012, 10:32 pm
Whine aboot it. Then wake up & experience reality. Oh wow!



TAGS: sparrow speaks demands food humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Thedge - December 10, 2014, 2:55 pm
5'd LGV.
Thedge - December 10, 2014, 2:54 pm
A little pecker in the yard, beats two in the bush? Well, something like that. Improvise.
MissPriss - October 14, 2013, 1:03 pm
I've got one of those little peckers in my yard! 'Cept he complains about my time at motifake instead...tweethee...5L young lady.


TAGS: office space nina speaking cranky
Rating: 4.71/5

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crankyhead - November 8, 2011, 1:40 pm

damn zipper -

TAGS: sean speak
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - March 29, 2014, 2:33 pm
Aaaaahhhh! You meant the handle thingy for the zipper... yeah...that's what I meant too...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 11:38 am
I hate it when the zipper turns around when that happens, jams my b@ll$. True story.
Sean - March 24, 2014, 9:44 pm
Agreed, only vaguely amusing the first time. *sigh*
Sean - March 24, 2014, 9:43 pm
Or, CONSIDER IT a potential defence to a public indecency charge.
Sean - March 24, 2014, 9:43 pm
Or, CONSIDER IT a potential defence to a public indecency charge.
Airman - March 24, 2014, 7:29 pm
to long .. the dentures will slip
Greeny - March 24, 2014, 7:29 pm
God I hate it when they do that - pliers are so dang dangerous
Sean - March 24, 2014, 6:29 pm
Yeah! Because "zoppertunity" would sound silly.
spacedog - March 24, 2014, 6:02 pm
spacedog - March 24, 2014, 6:01 pm
Ha! I thought old guys tied a string to it so they could lose it.
GaryO - March 24, 2014, 7:04 am
Heh, Mr Rogers……….’let’s take off our sweaters, shall we? and our shoes, there we go….now, about those little pants of yours….’
Greeny - March 24, 2014, 5:33 am
Good Golly - it's startin' to sound like Mr. Roger's neighborhood around here
lgvernon - March 24, 2014, 12:10 am

And it always, ALWAYS happens when you're already late. Great to 'see' you here, buddy!

~ evil ~ -

TAGS: hear speak see no evil
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - November 24, 2013, 4:14 pm
Thanks Prissy!! :D
MissPriss - November 24, 2013, 1:35 pm
A nice run of posters there little, all 5L worthy.

Excuse my French -

TAGS: mother excuse french teacher speak
Rating: 4.78/5

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RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 10:41 pm
5 French lions for You

framed -

BED - Weekday morning when you have to get up for work: the most cosy, comfortable, and wonderful place in the known universe. Weekend morning when the day is your own: meh.

WE HAVE - Two Ears And One Mouth So That We Can listen Twice As Much As We Speak

TAGS: listen speak have
Rating: 4.5/5

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mommakaboom - October 3, 2012, 9:23 pm
No Doubt...
jejeloman - October 3, 2012, 9:04 pm
I'm not sure many people know this...

Just A Suggestion -

THX - For Inaudible Dialogue and Ear-Splitting Sound Effects

TAGS: thx speakers sounds lucasfilm deaf
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 3:58 am
Thanks guys.
Rick69 - September 13, 2012, 3:33 pm
I first remember seeing THX at the intro to Jurassic Park... Truer words have rarely been written, Cynic...
GaryO - September 13, 2012, 3:14 pm
Hah! amen brother


TAGS: and by that time no one was left to speak up
Rating: 4.25/5

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TheWiceMan - March 26, 2010, 8:56 pm
Thanks :)
CANADA - March 26, 2010, 5:56 pm
Best poster with this pic yet! 5L
Fatt Matt - March 26, 2010, 5:16 pm
My name is Matt and I approve this message.

You can learn a lot from a dummy -

TAGS: crappy laptop speak from experience
Rating: 4.25/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 2:17 pm
Probably is bad luck. The first laptop I bought, the screen blew out after three days of purchase. Perhaps I'm producing too much static electricity. This never happened on my home planet...
Sho - May 29, 2013, 12:42 pm
Must be bad luck. I have mine for 5 years now. The speakers aren't working any more, but its still ok
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 12:39 pm
If it works for you, and you have the money to replace it ever year or two, that great. I, however, spent everything I saved up for this darn thing, and it keeled over a couple days AFTER the warrantee expired. For me, it just the principle.
Sho - May 29, 2013, 12:10 pm
Haha well I only have a laptop so yeah :P
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2013, 9:13 pm
I know, I should've listened to the wife, but no. I had to be Mr. know-it-all.
Krickit - May 28, 2013, 8:24 pm
I've never understood having a laptop as a home personal computer. Have a friend who has a computer desk with a laptop sitting at it...WHY


TAGS: glory calendar forseti speaks wisely
Rating: 4.23/5

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Sho - April 25, 2012, 10:16 pm
True 5tuff. That's how I got better
GaryO - April 25, 2012, 7:48 pm
Badda Bing Nice re5urrection Mr Greeny


IF YOU UNDERSTOOD ANY OF THAT - You are really 14 years old.


TAGS: the king speaks
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 4:53 pm
Have fun Canada, and woot that poor bastard for us!
CANADA - February 27, 2010, 4:51 pm
I got a bachelor party to get to. With any luck I'll survive to see you tomorrow. you better start prepping your avatar lol
MO - February 27, 2010, 4:46 pm
AMEN Bruther! If we do? I'm gonna be screwed. I Can't even modify text on a poster, let alone tweak my tar.
CANADA - February 27, 2010, 4:46 pm
If i goat swap out again I'll be so depressed lol
BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 4:43 pm
Let's just hope I don't have to change it again Sunday night
MO - February 27, 2010, 4:41 pm
Ha! Seeing your new avatar...you ain't got an A to LO!!!
BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 4:39 pm
MO - February 27, 2010, 4:37 pm
I think ol' Mr. Cherry should take it to the links, where he'd fit right in!!
BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 4:33 pm
only hockey fans would get the Dapper Don reference, eh Canada!
CANADA - February 27, 2010, 4:09 pm

LAS VEGAS - Some call it Sin City I think of it as Aggyland

TAGS: this poster speaks to aggy
Rating: 3.43/5

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Marineav - September 28, 2009, 12:05 am
haha I live in vegas and most of this is true.


TAGS: i dont speak the language but that chirping sounds redundant
Rating: 3.29/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 10:56 am
Probably the worst thing I do as the parent of an autistic child. Son, say, "Daddy, stop putting words in my mouth." child dutifully repeats.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:02 pm
I'm probably liking this for a reason it was not intended, but that doesn't.... aw, f*** it... 5L

Tears speak -

TAGS: tears speak pain suspended annihilation quote
Rating: 3.27/5

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rerun - May 18, 2013, 7:25 am

5L, please drop this at twist



SENSE OF HUMOR - I love women ho makes me laugh

TAGS: inglorious basterds speak other language
Rating: 2.92/5

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MO - March 9, 2010, 1:47 pm
I love hos that make me laugh....ho ho ho!!

STRUNK AND WHITE - Losing the Grammar, Punctuation, Spelling battle since the invention of the internet, 733t and txt speek

TAGS: leet strunk white text speak internet
Rating: 2.75/5

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Bob Chin - August 19, 2008, 12:12 pm
"NEW Edition" Cuz like the last 1 wuz just like lam3 and stuff
RnR - July 18, 2008, 12:47 pm
thanks. its only a pity that a lot of people'll go "wasthem? r tey in a gangsta/rap/group/movie?"
Sean - July 17, 2008, 1:38 pm
Hilarious man ... and I voted accordingly.

winter driving hazards -


TAGS: wishes come true speak clearly
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 11:08 pm

Close. Very close.
mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:57 pm
Don't know the joke but you come up with a little less than 12" if you don't measure from your b***? Or did I come up with a new interpretation? Very funny! ^!
lgvernon - February 26, 2016, 5:59 pm

Glad you got it.
Rick69 - February 26, 2016, 4:55 pm
Had I not heard the original joke, I don't I would have got this one...

Dear Orlando -

Say What? -

TAGS: words surprise thinking others speaking
Rating: 4.64/5

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mizzdizz - December 17, 2014, 5:56 am
Unashamedly redheaded, but I'll try to blonde it up a bit Big O!
MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:24 pm
Us auburns have been known to have a few good ones occasionally too. But for you Mr. Gary, I'll try to keep them as blonde as I can.
MissPriss - December 15, 2014, 3:22 pm
GaryO - December 15, 2014, 8:38 am
I do love a blonde blurt
concern3 - December 15, 2014, 6:15 am
yes a 5er

Dangerous Grounds -